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- Episodes: 60
- Seasons: 3
- Tenure: Sept. 28, 1991 – May 14, 1994

Kevin Nealon was a core member of the “SNL” cast for nine seasons. He spent four years behind the “Weekend Update” desk, where his dry wit and chemistry with other cast members were given a chance to shine. Fans of the show are sure to remember his banter with Adam Sandler, who frequently popped into the segments as an assortment of goofy characters.

While there were plenty of high moments with Nealon behind the desk, there were low ones as well—Nealon frequently flubbed his lines, which often resulted in the punch line of a joke falling flat or being skipped entirely. In the end, he left the show, and his hosting job, because he was “forced out” by the creators, but admitted they weren’t totally unwarranted for wanting him gone, as he had gotten a bit “lackadaisical” about his work.

- Episodes: 69
- Seasons: 4
- Tenure: Sept. 24, 1994 – Dec. 13, 1997

In a round-up of the best “Weekend Update” anchors, “” declared Norm Macdonald top dog. Though he only sat in the host’s chair for three years, Macdonald stands out because he cared so little about what the audience thought of him.

His style has been described as “,” and making the audience laugh never seemed to be a concern for him—if a bit didn’t land, it was the audiences’ fault, not Macdonald’s. That doesn’t mean the comedian wasn’t funny, quite the opposite in fact. His running gags—like the one about Germans loving David Hasselhoff—often left the audience in tears.

- Episodes: 78
- Seasons: 4
- Tenure: Sept. 25, 1976 – May 24, 1980

The second-ever “Weekend Update” host, Jane Curtin is best remembered for being the straight man to her co-hosts’ (Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray) eccentric characters. Although she wasn’t typically the one causing the biggest laughs,  she loved the gig because it kept her from competing and meant she “didn’t have to fight for material.”

Fans loved the “Point/Counterpoint” bits she contributed to, one of which spawned the iconic line, “” Despite the fact that the line, and quite a bit of the humor on “SNL” in general, hasn’t aged well, Curtin maintains that she was never offended by the sexist undertones. That being said, she admits the line “still haunts” her.

- Episodes: 80
- Seasons: 4
- Tenure: Oct. 7, 2000 – May 15, 2004

As far as “Weekend Update” hosts go, Jimmy Fallon was a fairly divisive one. Fans of the show either loved his joyful, almost juvenile, sense of humor or hated how often he broke character, ruining the fluidity of the joke in progress. Regardless of what side of the line you fall on, it’s impossible to deny that Fallon’s hosting stint helped revive the segment.

In the ‘90s, “Weekend Update” had become heavily political, but when Fallon and Tina Fey took over in the early 2000s, it returned to the lighthearted bit it had been before. While behind the desk, Fallon frequently did impressions of various celebrities and public figures. One of these impressions, which was done in blackface, recently resurfaced and got him in quite a bit of trouble, .

- Episodes: 80
- Seasons: 6
- Tenure: Oct. 2, 2004 – Dec. 13, 2008

One-half of the first all-female "Weekend Update" team, Amy Poehler joined longtime buddy Tina Fey behind the desk in 2004. The bold, brash duo is consistently regarded as one of the segment's best pairings of all time. This is due, in large part, to the incredible chemistry they shared and the effortless way they played off of each other, bringing jokes literally (and figuratively) to the next level.

A few of Poehler's most memorable "Weekend Update" bits include an attempt at mentoring Lindsay Lohan and the "Bitches Get Stuff Done" sketch that became a sort of "feminist rallying cry" according to . Poehler's charisma behind the desk, and on "SNL" in general, helped convince the show to include more female-driven sketches. 

- Episodes: 111
- Seasons: 6
- Tenure: Nov. 9, 1985 – May 18, 1991

Although he doesn’t get nearly the same level of recognition as other “Weekend Update” hosts, Dennis Miller was one of the segment’s longest-lasting and most memorable anchors. He brought his own unique brand of fiery, cynical humor to the bit, playing up the political aspects of the news stories to extra laughs. Viewers will remember his frequent long-winded rants, and the debates he had with himself (where he’d argue both viewpoints from opposite angles of the desk).

Unlike other anchors, he often shared his personal opinions about the stories he covered, rather than sticking to pre-existing scripts and more anonymous opinions. Miller proved so adept at this type of role, that he eventually , “The Dennis Miller Show.”

- Episodes: 118
- Seasons: 7
- Tenure: Oct. 7, 2000 – May 21, 2005 and Oct. 22, 2005 – May 20, 2006

The longest-running female “Weekend Update” host, Tina Fey began the tradition of writers moving into the head anchor chair. While she never ran the desk solo (she was paired with both Jimmy Fallon and Amy Poehler), she still managed to carve out her own distinct place in the segment’s history thanks to her unique, and hilarious, deadpan style.

Fey’s jokes were often fully packed—a single sentence would have the audience laughing at three or four spots—and never shied away from the controversial. Following one particularly barbed joke about then-president George W. Bush,  Ken Tucker wrote of Fey, “that [she] ​​delivers such blow darts —poison filled jokes written in long, precisely parsed sentences unprecedented in ‘Update’ history—with such a bright, sunny countenance makes her all the more devilishly delightful.” In 2006, Fey departed “SNL” in order to work on “30 Rock.”

- Episodes: 152
- Seasons: 8
- Tenure: Sept. 27, 2014 – present

Michael Che is the show’s first Black head writer and “Weekend Update” host. Throughout his tenure at the desk, Che has always co-anchored with Colin Jost, a pairing that seems good in theory but never has never been as big of a hit with audiences as, say, Fey and Poehler or Aykroyd and Curtin. While both men are brilliant comedians in their own right (Che, in particular, shines when the script allows for more standup-esque jokes), they haven’t managed to find the same chemistry as other duos.

That being said, many of their regular bits, like the one where Che writes racist jokes for Jost to read, regularly have the audience in stitches. At the end of 2021, Che and former host Tina Fey delighted audiences when they .

- Episodes: 154
- Seasons: 8
- Tenure: Sept. 30, 2006 – Feb. 1, 2014

Seth Meyers did the segment solo (from 2008–2013) and with a partner (Amy Poehler and Cecily Strong) at various points, illustrating that no matter the situation, his brand of humor was perfect for the job. A straight man like Jane Curtin, many of Meyer’s perfectly executed jokes were reactions to more eccentric characters like Bill Hader’s club-loving Stefon.

Another particularly memorable bit was the “Really!?!” routine Meyers would regularly run with Poehler, where the two would read outlandish headlines and respond with a simple, sarcastic “really!?!” In 2014, Meyers left “SNL” and “Weekend Update” behind to host “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”

- Episodes: 159
- Seasons: 9
- Tenure: March 1, 2014 – present

Finally, the title for the longest-running "Weekend Update" host currently belongs to none other than Colin Jost. Toward the end of 2021, from Meyers, having hosted 155 (and counting) segments. Despite his long tenure, many viewers , citing his derivative comedy style or "very punchable face."

Still, when he's bantering with Che or reading out the racist jokes his co-host has written for him, there's no denying Jost (a writer himself) is genuinely funny. Rumors have been swirling for years that Jost is preparing to leave "SNL," but as of this writing they have never been confirmed, meaning we can expect to see him behind the news desk for seasons to come.